the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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