There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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