I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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