Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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