i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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