Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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