everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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