Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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