I smell stomach acid.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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