Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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