My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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