does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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