And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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