my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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