Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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