In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She has the best kind of daddy issues
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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