Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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