you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
