we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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