wakey wakey hands off snakey
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i think i scared a bird with my dick
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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