is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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