My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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