BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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