a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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