I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
