Me too!
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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