I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You can't motorboat a personality
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
No subtext here. People are naked.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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