so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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