i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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