Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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