try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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