I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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