i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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