He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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