She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
my penis made a compromise with my morals
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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