I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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