i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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