Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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