so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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