I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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