She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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