Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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