Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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