Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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