How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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