We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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