white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.