She's JV to your varsity
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you