More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.