After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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