How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted