they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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