i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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