I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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