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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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