I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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