That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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