recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dicks are not precious.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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