Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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