on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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